POV: When she's not used to a good man
Your phone's ringing. Can you check it for me? Oh shit! Oh shit! You want me to... Yeah, check it. The passcode is your birthday. Oh shit! Oh shit!
why do you keep turning my seat warmer off why do you keep turning it on that's a seat warmer it warms the seat okay okay well you should not put a seat warmer on but what we're not going to do is is fry fish up in this mofo
that lady doesn't realize that she stole from a psychopath i don't got anything to do all right i don't got a day job we're gonna leave here i'm mad that i'm here right now yeah yeah i want to be home looking through my peephole waiting on her you know what i'm saying and here's the thing a lot of people don't know about me i'm dangerous all right
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