Agni Gauss

CUMBRELLAS? I was today years old when I found out false eyelashes were invented in the 1800s by a French prostitute. Do you wanna know what she called them? You wanna know. I don't care if you don't wanna know, I'm telling you now. She called them cumbrellas. And she called them that because she used them to keep the semen from getting in her eyes