A man approaches two female police officers, saying 'What's up?'. He offers them M&M's, then pours an orange drink into cups for them, saying 'Another one', 'Seriously?', 'Hold up', 'I'll take it'. He gives one officer a pink rose and the other a Minion toy, saying 'That's for you'. He asks for their phone numbers, 'What's your phone number?', 'Huh
Excuse me ladies. I couldn't help but notice the two of you don't have a drink in hand and I'd like to buy you one. Oh, we were just... I don't worry about it. I know what you guys want. All girls order the same thing. Excuse me. Can I get three angel shots. Thanks. Make it four.
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