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avatar John Paul
Boss: You failed your drug test
Me: I had a poppyseed bagel
Boss: Explain the weed & cocaine
Me:
Boss:
Me: It was an everything bagel

Boss: You failed your drug test Me: I had a poppyseed bagel Boss: Explain the weed & cocaine Me: Boss: Me: It was an everything bagel

avatar Jeremy Jordan
CAN'T BREATHALYZE METH

CAN'T BREATHALYZE METH

avatar Zoe ZZZ
The three weed smoking girlfriends
Practical.
Sensible.
Sensitive.

The three weed smoking girlfriends Practical. Sensible. Sensitive.

avatar jojo9
Someone smoked DMT out of a puma bone pipe in a cave at 12,600 feet in the Argentine Andes.

In 2130 BC.

That's the oldest confirmed evidence of psychedelic use on Earth — and the hardest thing I've ever typed.

Someone smoked DMT out of a puma bone pipe in a cave at 12,600 feet in the Argentine Andes. In 2130 BC. That's the oldest confirmed evidence of psychedelic use on Earth — and the hardest thing I've ever typed.

avatar Isabella Lewis
My wife: did you get high and watch samurai movies again

Me, crying: yes

My wife: did he die because he was burdened by the very code he lives for again

Me, my voice breaking into a sob: yes

My wife: did you get high and watch samurai movies again Me, crying: yes My wife: did he die because he was burdened by the very code he lives for again Me, my voice breaking into a sob: yes

avatar Sophia Rich
Smoked before my ID picture so when I get pulled over high I look normal. California Identification Card. Modern problems require modern solutions

Smoked before my ID picture so when I get pulled over high I look normal. California Identification Card. Modern problems require modern solutions

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