Darth Vader is playing golf. He uses the Force to move the golf ball. A man complains about paying, saying "No, no, no, no way, I'm not paying you. This is ridiculous. Every hole, it's the same crap." Darth Vader then chokes the man with the Force. Another man tries to hit the ball, and Darth Vader uses a lightsaber to deflect it. The other man say
GOLF. 2ND BRADY KNOLL -4. HOLE 1 - PAR 5 - STROKE 1. KNOLL. WERNER. This is his first major tournament, and after yesterday's play, he's only four strokes behind leader Toby Doyle. Well, let's see if he can repeat some of that magic today. 545 yards to the green on this par 5, and here's the drive. Oh my god!
You are fucking... You are that drunk. Right here. How? No, how? There's the cart. Oh my gosh. Now they drove it in. They must have jumped this curb right here. And went down. Oh yeah, look at... Oh my gosh. What? Look at all that stuff.
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