You look like you eat Snickers upside down so you can feel the veins on your tongue. I'm gonna make you a pallbearer at my funeral so you can let me down one last time. If you were half as smart as you think you are, you'd be twice as smart as you actually are. I'm beginning to see that your low self-esteem is actually just good judgment. Nothing b
You look like you eat Snickers upside down so you can feel the veins on your tongue. I'm gonna make you a pallbearer at my funeral so you can let me down one last time. If you were half as smart as you think you are, you'd be twice as smart as you actually are. I'm beginning to see that your low self-esteem is actually just good judgment. Nothing b
Next time you come home smelling like dick and disappointment, I'm baptizing your ass in bleach and leaving y'all on the fucking church steps. Granny, I ain't like these other hoes. The fuck? The only difference between you and them is they leave when the train's done. You stay and ask for seconds, fucking dirty bitch. Granny, I'm trying to turn my
This gets my stamp of approval. He looks like a crab, dad. Here, baby, want a sardine? Please don't make fun of my son's hands. How would you like it if I teased you about your pig nose, huh? Or those chubby cheeks? How would you like that? Man, take it easy, buddy. He's just a kid. He's making fun of a handicap. Maybe if you got your nose out of t
how me and bro talk to each other: (we're best friends) @SENDMEMES Get your fat ass out of that chair. Russell, do not try to ruin this moment for me. First thing I'm gonna do when I become principal is fire you. You're gonna lose everything, your house, your car, your couch, anything else you got on layaway. You know the first thing I'm gonna do w
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