Perks of reaching 60 or being over 70 and heading towards 80!\n\n1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.\n2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.\n3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.\n4. People call at 8 PM and ask: "Did I wake you?"\n5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.\n6. There is nothing left to lear
Back in the Hills Grocery List
Meet
Stakes (Ribi)
Bacon
Belonie
Eggs
Potatoz
Corn on da Cob
Paper Tals
Dish Lickwud
Frozu n Pitsa (Peporany)
Marg ron
Denitoz
Chikun Nulde Supe
Mounntun Du Lin da boddel
Letus
Unyuns
Manqe
Musturd
Kechup
to do list
1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
3. Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner.
4. Get into a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would l
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