An Australian guy Bill Morgan was declared dead for 14 minutes. He somehow survived. To celebrate his survival, he bought a scratch card and won a $27000 car. The media asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment so he bought another card and won another $250,000 jackpot. God is trying to apologize.
BEFORE I WIN THE LOTTERY. AFTER I WIN THE LOTTERY. The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel depicts a small, dilapidated house with overgrown bushes, captioned 'BEFORE I WIN THE LOTTERY'. The bottom panel shows the same small house, but now with a large, new garage next to it, filled with several classic cars (hot rods), captioned 'AFTER I W
Bitch, what would you do if I won the lottery? I'd take half and leave your ass. Well, bitch, I won ten dollars. Here's five. Get the fuck out. This is funny lol
A man asked his wife "What would you do if I won the lottery?" She replied "I'd take half and leave you". "Great" he said, "I won $12, here's $6 ... stay in touch....." Bloom on Hope Island.
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