Wow. Peanut is a public menace. Yo yo, my crack up dance which Peanut shoot the ball motherfucker Peanut. I can do a black voice, I'm a person of color. Wrong color, as I said it before and the ladies know it. Once you go purple, you never go back. Once you go lavender, you'll want me like a scavenger. Once you go plum, I'll make you go numb. Once
Hey, Walter. Thanks for putting that on. You know how much I hate you right now? I look like a birthday cake for a bald eagle! Watch now on my YouTube channel! @JEFFDUNHAM
What are you doing? Being annoying. This is awkward. I know. I don't like this. Exactly. If I were any closer, I would be in you. Back off. I can kick your ass. What is wrong with you? Haha! Stop it. Haha! What the hell is that? Is that my hair? Put it back! Put it back! 2017 "Relative Disaster" Dublin, Ireland. On tour now! Find your city at: jeff
A street performer operates a puppet that appears to be drawing portraits. The puppet, dressed in a coat and glasses, sits at a small desk with drawing tools and paper. The performer uses strings and rods to control the puppet's movements, making it look like it's actively sketching. A finished portrait is displayed next to the puppet's desk. The o
I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung 'cause you noticed that butt was stuffed. You pull out tough. Deep in the jeans she's wearing. What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'm a get, get, get, get
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