Did you know that cockfighting has a long history in the United States? No. When they do it, do they wear beaver hats? I'm sorry, you made that up. That is not true. No, I didn't. Really? If that's on YouTube, I'm gonna watch it tonight. Don't do it. I bet they don't do it when it's cold out. Bubba Jay, this is a naughty subject. You're like my cre
Here's Sylvester Stallone, Robert De Niro, Eric Roberts, John Travolta, and Al Pacino, if they were all boy scouts on the same camping trip. This is fucking unbelievable. You talking to me? I don't got no marshmallows. You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? Eric, Eric, you got the marshmallows? No, I don't got no
The Audience Lost It After This Joke. Who is considered the father of the United States? Nick Cannon. No, no. Bill Clinton. No, no. Bill Cosby. No, no. Alright, more recent history. A man named Houdini could get out of any straight jacket. What was he? Gay. He was like, 'I'm not wearing this!' Too straight. Hahaha.
Disney Legend Robin Williams interviews will never get old 😂⛳. Here's my idea for a sport. I knock a ball into a gopher hole. Oh, you mean like pool? No, forget pool, that was a straight stick. A little broken stick. I whack a ball into a gopher hole. Oh, you mean like croquet? No, not croquet. This sport. I put the hole hundreds of yards away. Oh,
I forgot to tell you, I, Achmed, am going to become a United States citizen! I thought you hated America. That was so last week. The United States is the land of opportunity where anyone can become president. To be president, you have to have been born here. Oh, then mayor of New York City. Okay, what has 50 stars in it? The Epstein files. No. No.
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