Where are you from? Virginia? Australia. Australia. Well, what? What brought you to the U.S.? Airplane. Airplane. Get this guy out. I want to... Did you go straight from Australia to Albuquerque? No, I came from Germany. Oh, sure. Did you come for a job? Yes, I came to Savannah, Georgia. And then from Georgia, what happened? Savannah, Georgia, the
Sexual harassment's a problem, let's talk about it. This chick is trying to get me fired because she claims I've been giving her inappropriate massages in the office. Well, I say good luck with that, sweetheart. I don't even work here.
They ought to have a scoring system, a Golden Corral, like they do in bowling, you know. Walk in there to eat, they put your name up on the TV screen and show everybody how much food you ate after 10 trips to the buffet. You can pick teams and compete with other fat folks in there. That'd be something. Hey, sweetheart, where's my scratch pants? It
When logic gets reverse + uno and accountability shows up... Do you trust your man around other women? Yes. Do you trust other women around your man? No. If women don't even trust other women, why would they expect a man to trust women? That's it, bitch!
I've got a new doctor who is stunningly attractive, early 30s woman, raven black hair, I mean smoke show, she's absolutely gorgeous. So the first time I met her, I was having an appointment in her office, in the doctor's office, so I walked into the doctor's office, my jaw hit the floor. So I walked in and went... I went, Tell me what the problem is.
Because admitting you're wrong, when your identity is your ideology, congratulations, you've officially screwed yourself. Because now it's not just an idea, now it's you. And when the idea gets challenged, you don't hear disagreement, you hear an attack. So what do you do? You build a bubble. A nice, soft, padded little bubble where everyone agree
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