You like playing with men's booties? Do you like when they play with yours? I love it. I prefer it. I don't really like vaginal sex. You like anal sex more? I do. I do. I don't, I, I, I can't name too many times where I have climaxed off of vaginal sex. Right. Yeah. It's just not. And I don't like big dick. Like, you know, but, you know, it hurts y
A man born in 1856 is interviewed in 1958, and his timeline breaks your brain. Don't tell me you're 100 years old. You've got to go again. I'll take one more guess... 650? I'm 102. Well, do you think exercise all your life has contributed to your 102 years? That's right. What kind of exercise do you take now? I bowl, I play tennis, and skate. Well,
Do you guys remember that one time Kamala blamed Trump for all of America's problems, even though it was her and Joe Biden who were in office? Ha ha ha, let's watch this. People are telling the country is on the wrong track. They say the country is on the wrong track. If it's on the wrong track, that track follows three and a half years of you bein
I played a midwife and it meant that I was going to be elbow deep in vaginas the entire time I was shooting. I'm listening. But she took off her underwear and I was kneeling and she was standing. Slower, slower. And my face was in her... Yeah, this is the greatest movie I've ever... It was scary. Yeah, I know. The first time you see one, they're pr
You're about to watch the richest man in the entire world murder a woman live on TV simply by telling her the truth. But do you see why this makes people think that this man, who has all this power, he's the world's richest man, he thinks he has a right to influence our politics? It makes people, it's why, you know, we started this conversation say
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