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avatar Patricia Lee
Dr: Okay Dave, try not to get an erection during this prostate exam.
Patient: My name is Steve
Dr: I know, I'm Dave

Dr: Okay Dave, try not to get an erection during this prostate exam. Patient: My name is Steve Dr: I know, I'm Dave

avatar Zoe ZZZ
when your penis finally sees daylight.

when your penis finally sees daylight.

avatar Jacob Junior
LINGERIE IS FOR FUCKING NEGLIGEE IS FOR BREEDING

LINGERIE IS FOR FUCKING NEGLIGEE IS FOR BREEDING

avatar Anthony Miller
[name redacted]
Gets penetrated regularly
Can only hold a pound of dick
Has only been in bad porn parodies
Not all that thicc

Fort Knox
Completely impenetrable
Holds 4,500 tons of gold
Has been in a classic James Bond film
Walls are thick AF

[name redacted] Gets penetrated regularly Can only hold a pound of dick Has only been in bad porn parodies Not all that thicc Fort Knox Completely impenetrable Holds 4,500 tons of gold Has been in a classic James Bond film Walls are thick AF

avatar Jeremy Jordan
I just want some sex so nasty that there will be absolutely no question that I'm going to hell.

I just want some sex so nasty that there will be absolutely no question that I'm going to hell.

avatar Jacob Junior
Guess who takes it in the ass

Guess who takes it in the ass

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