I love the reaction from dad. You know, because it's Little League, it's Babe Ruth, it's Legion, it's college ball. It's just absolutely amazing. He has not thrown a fastball. And the pitch. Swing and a miss. First major league strikeout. It comes on a slider. Swing and a miss. He got him. Wow. When you watch your son's childhood dreams come true 🥺
Hey Dad. I lost my virginity. What??? Who??? Sarah next door. Son. That poor girl is mentally retarded. Dad, you told me my first time should be with someone special.
Son, it's not ok to tell someone they sound retarded, but you can tell them they sound vaccinated. it's politically correct and will make them twice as mad.
Parenting be like... A man pours Coca-Cola into two glasses. He then secretly replaces his own glass with an alcoholic drink (Jim Beam) while covering the boy's eyes, giving the boy the original Coca-Cola.
SON, IT'S NOT OK TO TELL SOMEONE THEY SOUND RETARDED. BUT YOU CAN TELL THEM THEY SOUND VACCINATED. IT'S POLITICALLY CORRECT AND WILL MAKE THEM TWICE AS MAD.
TO MY SON NEVER FORGET THAT I LOVE YOU I hope you believe in yourself AS MUCH AS I BELIEVE IN YOU WHEN LIFE TRIES TO KNOCK YOU DOWN THIS OLD WOLF WILL ALWAYS HAVE YOUR BACK I can't promise to be here for the rest of your life BUT I CAN PROMISE TO LOVE YOU FOR THE REST OF MINE LOVE, DAD
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