Who can tell me? Which part of the human body can enlarge 100 times? Hmm, Miss? I'm sure I don't know! And you have no right to ask me such a question, in a mixed class! I was referring to the pupil of your eye, young lady. And I think I should tell you, you're in for a terrible disappointment.
Teacher: Can you see God?
Class: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: No
Teacher: Then there isn't a God!
_______ *Student raises their hand*
*Sir, can you see your brain?*
Teacher: No
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No
Student: oh Okaay, so you don't have a brain!?
Well boys, we did it. Atheism is no more.
and through a complex series of... You can step out now, Joey. Sorry? Head down to the office, please. Why? Well, for one thing, you're wet. Oh. It'll dry. I don't want to miss the start of the new year. Also, you're dressed inappropriately for school. Just wearing a t-shirt. with incendiary text. There are no curse words or drug paraphernalia on i
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