Satan: Hey, um, you sold your soul to me last week and--
Me: No returns.
Satan: Yeah, it's just that it's a lot more twisted than I thought it wou--
Me: No returns.
Master, I did it! What the fuck?! How the hell did you...?
Why did you break my rock?! How?!
But, Master, you told me to!
That was metaphorical, you fucking hillbilly! Like, overcome the impossible in your spirit or something...
Fuck, you even got the rope? Do you have no idea how much rope costs? Do you have a perfectly round rock with a huge ass
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