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avatar Gaie Houston
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

avatar Anthony Miller
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. And then she gave me a huge hug.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. And then she gave me a huge hug.

avatar Gaie Houston
Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, I'll treat myself.

Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, I'll treat myself.

avatar Joseph Mitchell
I was sent this map without a source but I thought it was impressive nonetheless. It shows the SeaWorld parking lot in yellow. The green dot is where Orcas spend their lives.

I was sent this map without a source but I thought it was impressive nonetheless. It shows the SeaWorld parking lot in yellow. The green dot is where Orcas spend their lives.

avatar jojo9
Costume party
Host: What are you?
Me: A harp
Host: Ur costume's too small to be a harp.
Me: Are you calling me a lyre
28/10/2017, 16:50

8,673 Retweets 27K Likes

Costume party Host: What are you? Me: A harp Host: Ur costume's too small to be a harp. Me: Are you calling me a lyre 28/10/2017, 16:50 8,673 Retweets 27K Likes

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Michael Glyn@realmikelynn Some Navy F-35 pilot squeezing off an AMRAAM at the last Iranian Tomcat. GIF The Deseret Stone@DeseretStone: If the worst happens and we end up attacking Iran I hope they don’t leave their F-14s on the ground. The Tomcats should go out with their boots on. In the air. One last blaze of glory. Not in some ground strike.

Michael Glyn@realmikelynn Some Navy F-35 pilot squeezing off an AMRAAM at the last Iranian Tomcat. GIF The Deseret Stone@DeseretStone: If the worst happens and we end up attacking Iran I hope they don’t leave their F-14s on the ground. The Tomcats should go out with their boots on. In the air. One last blaze of glory. Not in some ground strike.

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