I'm doing a scene with Norm at the pool, and I tell him, I say my line, I think I did it very well, and then I'm like, let me see how Norm, you know, ping-pongs this line back. So there was a little bit of a delay, and I was like, old Norm likes to take his time. Maybe he's going deep for this. Yeah, right. And then I'm waiting a little longer, an
Chuck Schumer with an assist from Stephanie Ruhle: Trump was berating Supreme Court Justices. It’s outrageous. BREAKING NEWS 6-3 SCOTUS DECISION STRIKES DOWN TRUMP TARIFFS. Both Chuck and Stephanie must've forgotten about the time Chuck actually threatened Supreme Court Justices. Wasn’t mentioned.
You've just won a hyena! It's a scavenged deal of a lifetime! It comes fully equipped with a powerful draw, a personal sense of humor, and absolutely no loyalty to the establishment. Someone call animal control!
Hi, it's nice to meet you. You nervous? Uh, a little bit. Rate your ex one to ten. Uh, looks? Yeah. 8.5. What do you think she would rate you? Five, six. Who broke up with who? She done me. You messaged her? Yeah. I thought I was going to marry her. Really? Yeah. I didn't want to know that. Have you moved on? No. Why did you break up? I think we w
I went on a date this week, actually, and the guy said I look like JonBenet Ramsey. And she was still alive. I was like, you look like the killer if they found him. And we had a fun night of role-playing. What are you even doing with that? I think I'll see him again. What? Hey!
Kevin O'Leary is all of us after watching CNN 🤣
Abby Phillips: "All right, Kevin, a quick last word?"
Kevin O'Leary: "Oh, wow. My last word is, you're all nuts."
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