My ex broke up with me a year ago. Her dad and I were bros. She moved on. Just got this text from him. 2025 was a rough year but this feels good
Merry Christmas, Bub. Hope you’re doing well. House is the same. New guy's... fine
He brought vegan gluten-free cookies.
Dog won’t even eat them
Fake ID guy
You still owe me $400 for that last ID. The one where it says your 7 years old
Primary Care physician
Yep. 1000th percentile for height for your age.
This won't be the only log I'll be riding tonight\nGrandma wtf...\nSorry sweetie!! That was meant for your grandpa\n...I was talking about his penis\nOMG CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE
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