my ubereats delivery man decided to be a smart ass......
Text Message
Today 6:18 PM
who is this?
Hello your uber eats order is here
oh coming! are you at the main entrance?
No I'm on top of the building i just landed my helicopter
Yes I'm at the main entrance
My dad has zero patience for QR codes😂
Dad
How was lunch?
I left.
they had those checkerboard code menus. I'm a 76 year old man. I'm trying to eat a cheese burger while I have time left on this earth. not deal with that nonsense.
I'm at chili's
Dan is my new mechanic and I love him.
Dan mechanic
yeah buddy I can fix it for you for $200. does that seem fair?
Absolutely! That's more than fair.
I appreciate it. I'm a dentist, so I don't know much about cars 😂
a dentist? a job like that was too much school for me.
when I was a kid my friends dared me to drink from a puddle and I did it ‘cause
Can u bring me food pls
I'm starvinggg!!!!
Not coming till 9
FOOOOODDDDDD!!! IM GOING TO DIEEE!!
Die quietly
AAAAHHHHHHH, AHHHHHAAAHHHH!!
Quieter
aahhhh, ahhhhaaaahhhhh
I love you baby. I love you baby girl. Too. No, I love you. 'Too' means in addition. I don't love you in addition to you loving me. I'd love you even if you hated me. You just so happened to say it first tonight.
See how dry he was when he didn’t know who it was and then got all hyped when he found out it was his girl, I dig that energy
[phone screenshots with chat]
Hey cutie :)
Who's this
Guess...
Hi baby,
YOU GOT A NEW iPHONE
PHONE
YES!!!!
isa Jessica
Baby!
What kind?
Definitely the 8
You look crusty as hell in HD
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![See how dry he was when he didn’t know who it was and then got all hyped when he found out it was his girl, I dig that energy
[phone screenshots with chat]
Hey cutie :)
Who's this
Guess...
Hi baby,
YOU GOT A NEW iPHONE
PHONE
YES!!!!
<image of a girl>
isa Jessica
Baby!
What kind?
Definitely the 8
You look crusty as hell in HD](https://cdn.memestoday.fun/data/upload/9nQjBWsRC.jpg)
