Been on a diet. I send my dad photos of my meals solely for the entertainment\n[Image: plate with tortilla, scrambled eggs, and turkey bacon]\nTurkey bacon and eggs taco!\ncongratulations, you have brought shame to this family before 9am.\n[Image: plate with bacon strips on top of eggs]\nI had to make a real taco to restore balance to the universe.
The uncle-niece dynamic is elite
My mom's being so nasty again
Idk how you grew up with her
It bothers me so much
She'd bother the hell out of me too
I'd just mess with her
I'm gonna tell her you're pregnant and that you told me not to tell her. Don't answer her calls for three hours
OMGGGGG YES S
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