Oh my God. Why would you get married, motherfucker? It's the worst possible commitment you could do. Because as of the day you get married, 50% of everything is hers. I don't care how beautiful she is. Stay her girlfriend. I'm a diamond. I'm forever. I've overstayed my welcome. And my name is Rick Clare.
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