Hi, it's nice to meet you. You nervous? Uh, a little bit. Rate your ex one to ten. Uh, looks? Yeah. 8.5. What do you think she would rate you? Five, six. Who broke up with who? She done me. You messaged her? Yeah. I thought I was going to marry her. Really? Yeah. I didn't want to know that. Have you moved on? No. Why did you break up? I think we w
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