I will pretend that I'm at the bar having a drink. You come up to me try to hit on me. Okay. Hey, good looking. Take your body handsome. I like that little beard you got going on there. I'm married, bitch!
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Joseph Mitchell
I was in D.C. visiting one of our friends and we were just like this.
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Gaie Houston
What?
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Jacob Junior
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Gaie Houston
Whatever you're eating right now, it probably shouldn't go in your face hole. Which hole should it go in? It goes in the square hole.
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