It's Sam the Terrible! We're being invaded! Run for your lives! Head for the castle! Eh, what's all the hubbub? Hey, looks like one of them new electric can openers broke loose. Looks like that knife thrower is going to be troublesome. I suppose I'll have to dispose of the little monster. Come on out and fight if you're not chicken! Well, well, so
"Signs" by Five Man Electrical Band. And the sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply. So I took my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why. He said you look like a fine, understanding young man, I think you'll do. So I took off my hat, I said imagine that, me working for you. Signs, signs, everywhere a sign, blocking out the sc
I love America. You don't like America? You don't like America? F*ck no! Why not? They're f*ckin doucheb@gs. Alright, well... Look at your hat. You literally have the douchebag hat on. But you legitimately don't like America because what? They're dumb. They're stupid? And what do you do for a living? What do you do? It doesn't matter! Yeah, it does
Ooh, you wonder how I knew about your plans to make me blue. With some other guy that you knew before. You knew I was guy, you know I love you more. Took me by surprise, I must say. When I found out yesterday. Ooh, I hate it to the grapevine. And I'm just about to lose my mind. Honey, honey, yeah.
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