I hurt myself today. To see if I still feel. I focus on the pain. The only thing that's real. The needle tears a hole. The old familiar sting. Try to kill it all away. But I remember everything. What have I become? My sweetest friend. Everyone I know goes away in the end. And you could have it all. My empire of dirt. I will let you down. I will mak
People stop and enjoy life; He was an example of controls when you leave Earth, no color, age, money. Okay, Mr. Henderson, I'm gonna need you to stand up, face the window, and bend over the table. I don't like nobody behind me like that, huh? I'm telling you, I just don't like nobody playing with my penny. I'll be very gentle, be in and out before
You probably shouldn't watch this... Hey, stay back, stay back. My children are coming to your family. You fucking better believe it, you cunt. I will fuck you up. You cunt. You motherfucker. You cunt.
BEHOLD THE SUGALOTACOX, an idiotic figure who has served as the border czar with remarkable distinction. Now, as this withered old nutsack makes a forced exit from the filthy swamps of our nation's capital, the Sugalotacox waits in the wings, poised to ascend the political scrotum pole after the current leader, affectionately referred to as the jac
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