A school janitor was fired for destruction of property after breaking open a locker with a crowbar. When the judge heard what was inside, his response went viral. Your Honor, a seventh-grader was having a severe asthma attack in the hallway. She was turning blue. Her inhaler was inside, but the combination lock was jammed. I used my crowbar to snap
She Actually Proved His Point. Would you rather date a liberal or an illegal immigrant? Illegal. Why? Man, liberals are mentally ill. Plus, they're usually whores. With an illegal immigrant, maybe you'll find like a Muslim with a low body count. But if they're an American, it's like Lenny Kravitz said, 'American women stay the f*cking away from me.
A baby gorilla playfully pokes an adult gorilla's face multiple times. The adult gorilla then playfully grabs the baby and rolls around with it, while other gorillas watch. The baby gorilla appears to be enjoying the interaction.
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