Chuck Norris didn't die, he got hired as Chief of Security for Heaven's Gates. I heard the rumor that I died. That's funny. Usually death asks me for permission first. But let's say for a moment it's true. Let's say I finally took a day off. I've seen all the jokes. Chuck Norris doesn't die. Time waits for Chuck Norris. I laughed at them too. Not b
A girl found a lone little otter in a bucket with no experience in raising animals. She planned to find it a new home. Miraculously, the little otter instinctively jumped right next to the nursing cat mom. To the girl's surprise, the cat didn't refuse and began to lick and accept the otter as one of her own. Seeing this, the girl changed her mind a
Why would I call the cops if somebody broke into my house? That's evidence. That's witnesses. That's paperwork. I can guarantee you nobody knew they were there to begin with so... I'll take care of it.
This guy would come into the same restaurant every single day and he was extremely rude and mean to this waitress. But the thing is, the waitress never responded out of pocket. She was always kind and she never let him get to her. Until one day, he does something so extreme and it ends up affecting the waitress's life outside of the restaurant. And
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