COMMANDER MEOW. POV: you're returning home from spying on the neighbours. INCOMING REPORT. Neighbours observed mooching around... ...making an alarming amount of tea. No feline presence detected. Repeat: zero cats on site. They appear far too relaxed... ...for a household with no visible security. Their garden is effectively undefended. Recommend a
AOC says "rivers were on fire" because of corporations like Deloitte "pouring chemicals" into waterways. Deloitte is an accounting, consulting, and tax services firm. No idea what she's talking about.
She left it on... and her dad walks in. Nice to meet you. I'm Grant. Nice to meet you, too. You guys hear that? It's like a hummm... No, I'm not. I don't hear anything. You okay? Oh, I'm fine. You know what I think would be good? I think it would be great if we went downstairs and got Annie a hot piece of pie. Oh, God, Yes. Oh, God, yes!
Wade Allen says nobody cares you're gay, but keep your exploits out of the public square. Sep 23, 2026. STAND WITH LGBTQ FAMILIES. I don't know, champ, how hard is it to understand that nobody cares that you're gay? How hard is it to understand that your sexual exploits belong behind closed doors between consenting adults and not in the public squa
Pearl SCHOOLS Delusional Modern Woman. This is what you said. You said what's so special about me? Most women aren't special. Well, that's your personal opinion. No, I'm like, seriously, what do women bring in 2022 that is special? Nothing. Do most women have a cookbook? Do most women really know how to cater to a man? No. Are most women virgins on
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