COP: *BRAKE CHECKS* TRUCK DRIVER: REAR ENDS HIM. SERGEANT: WHAT'S THE DEAL TODAY? TRUCK DRIVER: WHATEVER. He thinks I was speeding, I don't think I was. So he has no right to get in front of me and jam his brakes on for no reason. So why would he get in front of me instead of using his emergency lights and pulling me over? Why would he get in front
ANIMALESIA. THIS BIRD HUNTS USING ITS SHADOW. NOT ITS SPEED. THIS IS THE BLACK HERON. INSTEAD OF CHASING FISH, IT TRICKS THEM. WHEN IT SPOTS PREY BENEATH THE SURFACE, IT SPREADS ITS WINGS SLOWLY UNTIL THEY FORM A PERFECT CIRCLE OF DARKNESS OVER THE WATER. FISH SWIM TOWARD THE SHADOW, BELIEVING IT IS SHELTER. AND THE MOMENT THEY GET CLOSE ENOUGH, TH
Now if I just start cranking, the car probably won't start because I don't have the key on. Now if I have the key over on mag, the car won't start unless it's really hot. So I have to turn the key to battery, but the car won't start because the fuel's off. So, open up the hood, turn the fuel on, and the car won't start. That's because the spark adv
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They didn't give Carmelo Anthony 35 years in prison because he's black. They gave him 35 years in prison because his parents didn't care about him. Let me tell you why. Everybody has an arraignment and everybody's offered a plea deal. Everybody's offered a plea deal, everybody. If he would have pled guilty, he could have got maybe seven years, five
Culture. @GRAVITYDULL. That way, you didn't have to every word you say. You said that you could let it go, and I wouldn't catch you up on somebody that you used to know. You treat me like a stranger and I feel so low. You treat me like a stranger and I feel so low.
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