Exactly why I don't eat at nobody's house. Fucking serious. I saw you. I walked in on you opening the fridge, putting your fucking dick in the milk. I never get milk. And the one time I do, there's fuck.
2 factor authentication. Are you guys from Mongolia? Yeah. No. Oh, I love Mongolia. He lie, he lying, he don't like it mongol. (throat singing sounds) Ok, ok, ok, he like it, he like it, ok.
A man is on a date with a woman at an outdoor cafe. He wipes her mouth with a napkin. She looks surprised and annoyed. Another woman walks by in a tight outfit, and the man's eyes follow her. The first woman notices this. The man gets up from the table and follows the second woman. He runs after her on the street, catches up, and they hug and kiss.
When the foreman comes up with a plan that you know isn't going to work but you get paid by the hour. You know, it's like, okay. All right. Whatever, you know.
Bison vs grandpa. YELLOWSTONE RODEO 2026. LET'S BACK UP THIRTY SECONDS... PHOTOGRAPHING FROM A SAFE DISTANCE.... OR? SO THEY THOUGHT! EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED.
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