First, they laugh at you for trying, then they hate you for winning, then the jealousy hits because you did what they couldn't, you stayed consistent, then they understand, you were never the problem, they were just too weak to clap for you.
It got, bro, your fist's literally fucking tough. Yes, bro, oh my god. Dude, let me get a, let me get a fit check real quick. Alright, so bro's got the Converse, he's got the baggy black jeans with the- bros never doing a fit check again
This in front of me, this is the Maritime Drug Law Enforcement Act of 1986, authored by a member of Congress in 1986 from the state of New York. His name? Chuck Schumer. He wrote the law that passed almost unanimously that makes it legal to blow drug boats out of the water. It happened in the 80s a lot, in the 90s a lot. Go ahead, look it up, folk
Prison is perfect place for liberals if you think about it
1. everyone is equal
2. free food and housing
3. No guns
4. Universal healthcare
5. Same s3x relationships
What is that? Let me see that thing. Show me. Oh, my God. Is that a .22? You brought a .22? Where'd you get that thing? I think it was my grandfather's. Oh, well, it's adorable. I mean, we got empty beer cans around here. If you want to do some plinking. 1,800. I'm gone forever. What do you say you're .22 against my .45? Winner takes all. Like the Wild West? - Yeah.
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