What can I get you? I'd like a large coffee. Okay, so hot coffee? Hot coffee. Okay, Room for cream? Totally leave room for cream. Why are you talking like that? Why are you talking like that? Because this is my voice. This is my voice. No, it's not. I heard you talking a minute ago. I know you don't talk like that. Neither do you, because nobody ac
Democrats, what were you like in the 90's? All Americans, not only in the states most heavily affected, but in every place in this country are rightly disturbed by the large numbers of illegal aliens entering our country. Our immigration policies are shambles, plain and simple. And right now our borders are amazingly porous to people who shouldn't
So usually I just make fun of or make light of the No Kings protesters, which I will continue to do. But I thought I'd take a minute and just offer something a little more productive. First, millions of people coming out for an individual protest event is a big deal. I mean, that is significant whenever you get numbers like that. But you're out the
Their army is gone, they're just about, look, their navy is gone. Their communications are gone. Their leaders are gone. Two sets of their leaders are gone, they're down to their third set. Uh, their air forces wiped out entirely. Think of it. Their 32 ships, all 32 are at the bottom of the ocean. Other than that, they're doing very well, coach. TW
Chiropractors be like. Babe, are you sure you don't want Dr. Shaft to crack your back? He's the best chiropractor in the valley. Nah, I'm good. I don't believe in chiropractors. Alright, I'm going to crack your back in three, two, one. Ohhh! Dr. Shaft... So good. There's no way it felt that good. Alright, I'm gonna need you to turn over here... Yep
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