daughters asking for money vs the son. Can I please have some money? For what, your nails? Yeah, and my hair. Oh my god, of course, of course. How much do you need? Uhm, like just $100. This is $300. Take this. Take my credit card. Really? Yes, yes. Oh, thank you, you're the best. Hey dad, I need new clothes, can I have some money? Son, we don't ha
listen... you've been kidnapped. I will remove this tape if you promise you won't scream. where am I? my place. do you have roommates? No. I live alone. I kidnapped you so I will. you have a dog? yea that's my dog, he's 12. your landlord allows dogs? No. I own this place. you OWN this place? yes. I own it. it's beautiful! oh... thanks. you have bee
POV: You fake your death so your son can ascend into a Super Saiyan but his hair turns green instead of gold. (Man making gurgling sounds, then a distorted scream/roar)
What if when people got knocked out they lost gravity 😂 Instead of when people get knocked out, they pass out on the ground, they like just lose gravity. Like imagine a motherfucker like... Yeah, yeah, float, float.
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