God damn, that's one fine ass hitchhiker. Let me go pull up. Hi, you alright? Hi. I always know what I want for dinner. If I say I'll be ready in five minutes, I'll be ready in four. And if I'm saying I'm not mad, I actually mean it. Well, if that's the case, you can replace my wife. Jump in, bitch. You heard him, bitch. What the fuck?
Got these in full size now. A man holds small storage bins, then a little person is shown throwing large, full-size versions of the same bins around a warehouse, creating a comedic effect.
WHEN YOUR BLACK FRIEND FINALLY SAYS IT TO YOU. Oh shit, come on. I had to stop at Chick-fil-A, that's what took me so long. Damn man, he ain't even bring me nothing. One thing you know about you something. See that's why you... (growls/moans). Hey, so now I can say it back, right? Hell no. Damn.
When a man's true love gets stolen. Wait! Please don't take her! She's the love of my life! Get out! Help! Stop! Hey! Please! I already threw her out, bro! Not her, you idiot! My car!
Can't you see I'm working? I'm the real Rocky. He stole my script. Show me what you can really do. No, my real name, don't you? Show me what you can do. Hey, nice to meet you. Oh, thank you, thank you.
Life In Pieces. He really enjoys the life at nursing home. Where you going, my man? You got to have one of these to open that door. Oh, what? No, I'm just here cleaning out Shirley Pirkle's room. Oh, that's really nice, but let's leave that to her family. No, I am her family. That's right, that's right. Everyone here is one big happy family. Oh, oh
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