Hey, where are you? I'm at home. Are you sure? Yeah, of course. Turn on the blender then. Okay, I'll talk to you later. Hey, where are you at right now? I'm at home. Oh, I don't know about that. You sure? Yeah, of course I'm sure. Okay, turn on the blender again.
David: “I fought & killed a giant with a single stone”
Samson: “I killed 1000 Philistines and fought a lion with my bear hands”
Jacob who wrestled with God
In my hands, my hands are clicking towards the door See, no, see, no, see It's just one thing that got me trippin' It's just one thing that got me trippin' It's a-
Damn😂🤣 Here we go with the bullshits. You know why I pulled you over? Because I'm black? No, hon, it's not because you're black. It's because he has absolutely nothing better to do. All these criminals out here, he wants to pick on a small-time crook like yourself. So you don't pay child support. I mean, really. I mean, I know that there's, like, a court
I'm tired. I should shower so it'll wake me up. so it'll wake me up. if I'm gonna shower, I should exercise first so I don't have to shower twice. If I'm gonna exercise, I should eat first. If I'm gonna cook, I should have coffee first so I can have energy to cook. If I'm gonna make coffee, I should clean the coffee maker. If I'm gonna clean the coffee maker, I should
Get him some bread and a Pepsi right now. No, no, I'm cool. I'm gonna wait on the chicken. Skinless. Why, are you Muslim now? Yeah, what the hell? You're a 5%er? Nah, I just adopted a low-fat, high-fiver diet. Bianca and I... Oh, Bianca and I know what it is. The black parents who done done sissy-fied you off the pig. That's what's up. It ain't li
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