If you find yourself in a long-term relationship with a woman, understand that eventually she will become the responsible one. She'll be responsible for all the nagging. She'll be responsible for all the arguing. She'll be responsible for all of the lack of bedtime fun. She'll be responsible for the bank account being consistently drained down to ...
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Sirius Blacks lawyer watching his innocent client take his mugshot
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It's Crazy Karen, the doll who has to speak to the manager. She calls three times in a row. Counted by call count. And when she's finally heard, she spins with satisfaction. She would tap the coffee if it's not hot.
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