Here's top 5 snacks that are fucking up your body. You definitely don't expect what will be number 1. Number 5. Rizz crackers. Buttery, soft, and fake as fuck. These flaky bastards are made with bleached flour, seed oils, and enough preservatives to outlive you. Number 4. Welch's snacks. "Fruit"? This is candy in disguise. Corn syrup, sugar, gelati
Excuse me, have you been smoking any pot today? No. Well, you've been stopped here for 15 minutes. Can you tell me why that is? We're waiting for the stop sign to turn green. How high are you? Hi, how are you? No, I said, how high are you? Hi, how are you? It's kind of so friendly, babe. Okay, I am going to have to conduct a pot sobriety test. Oh, to conduct a pot. Blow into this.
It's been a few days, right? Yeah. See? Girl, you don't have to lie to me. I do nail for a long time. I sit in front of people doing pedicure. I can tell the difference between feet smell and Hello Kitty smell. Yo, Hello Kitty smell ew ew. You know, ew ew. So let me help you out, okay? I lose my concentration right now. Hold on.
Girl with cerebral palsy sings national anthem. To perform our national anthem on this evening. Please welcome Olivia Towles. O say, can you see, by the dawn's early light... She refuses to let her cerebral palsy get in the way of her ambitions. Hailed by the twilight's last gleaming... The baseball crowd are singing along through the perilous flig
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