Me 5seconds after I try to have a normal conversation
I said I ran into Will Smith over the weekend. Why didn't you tell us? Yeah, when did you run into... When did you run into... Over the weekend, you stupid bitch. You believe that?
Stup*d question my wife asks How many girls have been in this car? Including you or without you? Answer the question. 1,436. Excuse me? 20 in the last week, 3 today, and 2 in the last hour, and that's one of her lashes right there. So what are your intentions with me? Oh, that's easy. I just want to waste four years of your life, make you fall in love with me, and right when
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