I called a radio talk show. I gave them the solution to the crisis in the Middle East. Giving the Palestinians Greenland? You heard it? I didn't know that was you. You were great! Giving the Palestinians Greenland? It's a big place. Nobody uses it. You would take a desert people and put them in the ice and snow?
When China says they're going to do something in space, they do it. We didn't invite them to the space station, citing human rights violations. Will you allow me one conspiracy theory? We get one. We have people who wanted to go back in space, but we needed an adversary. And we knew China's economy was growing, that if we don't invite them on the
Hello, madam. And where have we just arrived from? Oh, Amsterdam. Now, are you aware it is forbidden to bring any dairy produce in from Holland? Oh, yes, yes. What's this? It's a tub of I can't believe it's not butter. Look, please don't arrest me. I won't do anything like this again. It's all right, madam. This isn't butter. It's I can't believe it's not butter.
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