It's our first kid. I don't know if we had a kid too late in life. Sometimes I wonder. Like, you know, I'm 35. I was 33 when she was born. Because you ever ask someone that has kids, you're like, when's the best time of your life? They will say before they have kids or after their kids move out. There's like 20 years they don't mention, and that's
Inmate: *Plotting Escape* Notices A Pen Inmate: *Grabs Pen* Wait's for a chance Inmate: *Stumbles* Officer: Can I get a unit
Oh! Oh! Hi, Frank! Hey, you know, I'm here. Put your hands on your back now! Okay. Don't worry, I'm trying to pat him, really. I'm trying to pat him, man. Put him in.
It doesn't matter what you put or wear on your body, if you're a biological male, you'll never be a female. So, I mean, you can dress up like one, like you can dress up like a mime, but it's the same thing, it's a costume. Okay, but a mime dresses up for a performance. That's also the same thing in my opinion. You think it's a performance? Yeah.
He goes, well, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer. And I said, well, here's the bad news, Hoss. I'm not going to do it. I'm not, and I'll tell you why, because if that piece of shit's calibrated wrong, I could be convicted of something I didn't even do. He goes, and I need you to do a field sobriety test. I'm like, just tell me what you wan
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