Mommy, can you find me another daddy? I don't want this daddy. His face is like a cactus. Every time he kisses me, his beard pokes my cheeks. It's like he's rubbing a cactus on my face. Tell him to shave that cactus off his face or find me another daddy. Daddy, I want kisses, not scratches. That's the husband you picked? Oh my goodness, mommy, he i
I'm convinced there were no rules on TV in the 70's. And if it isn't fresh, I'm out of business. Isn't that sweet, you little money maker you. Use new Sweet Fish every day, keep that skunky cunt away. Use new Sweet Fish every day, keep that skunky cunt away. Sweet Fish VAGINAL DEODORANT.
PART 2 ARMED SHIPS. Turned inside out. Instead of mounting missiles on top of the deck, engineers buried them underneath it, standing upright in the hull, below deck. Each missile waits sealed in its own vertical cell. A hatch flips open, it launches straight up, then turns toward the target in flight. Nothing needs to swing, so the launcher disapp
A person opens a door to reveal three dogs dressed in Halloween costumes. One dog is dressed as a devil, another as a ghost, and a third as a ghost holding a pumpkin bucket. A fourth dog, also dressed as a ghost, then appears, joining the others. They are all sitting patiently.
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