OLD LADY BODY WHAT HAPPENED!? Looking in the mirror a little while ago thinking how I used to be so young and beautiful. Now I'm just old and ugly. The best thing about getting older is nothing. It sucks. Shaving my legs wears me out. On a happy note, my leg hair grows slower now, which is great. That gives me time to deal with all this newly acqui
You said that Iran violated the ceasefire. Will they face any consequences? You'll find out. Do you consider the ceasefire to still be in place? I don't like the fact that they took a shot yesterday, actually four. We knocked down three. Uh, at a ship. Uh, not an allied ship, but a ship, a very expensive ship. And uh, it was fine, but it took a lit
The longer it's in, the stronger it gets. Mom! I finished a riddle for school. Ok, go for it. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet. The longer it is in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and it starts to sag. But it's not what you think it is... It's a Tetley Tea Bag! You're killing me wi
TikTok @koge4c50w5 Hey! I got a question, girl, I really need to know. Do you ever get tired of being a bitch ass nigga? A hoe ass nigga? A pussy ass nigga? Do you get tired? Do you get tired? Do you get tired?
Daddy, something's wrong with mommy. What's wrong, buddy? She's turning stupid. Excuse me? You called me Rexie. That's the dog. That was one time. And your phone was in the fridge.
Only REAL men will understand this. A real man doesn't concern himself with a fishing license. What, you're gonna let another grown man in a little vest tell you where you can and can't fish? Oh, I didn't know you owned all the fish. Oh, they belong to you? Huh. Cause last time I checked, they belong to Earth. Is your mother's last name Nature? No?
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