Sometimes the nicest fucking people you'll ever meet drink, smoke, and curse. And some of the most evil motherfuckers go to church every Sunday. Just because somebody drinks doesn't mean they got a bad heart. Shit, sometimes...
Enter the narrow gate. Jesus, why is life so hard as a Christian? Remember my teaching? 'Enter by the narrow gate, for the gate is wide and the way is easy that leads to destruction, and those who enter by it are many.' The narrow gate is not easy, but worth it. Based on Matthew 7:13
He's gonna think the worst. You ready, honey? Yes. What? Why are you recording right now? Anyway, honey, I was wondering if we could drop this off to Erica because she... Who the f*** is Erica and why do you have that? My friend that you've met like three times. Don't be rude. You know Erica. She lives like three minutes down the road. What the f**
Stone age glue from birch bark. Collect bark from dead birch trees. Stuff a clay pot. Clay to make it airtight. Keep it burning for 1 1/2 hours. Let's see it did its magic... Beautiful birch tar. Let simmer for another 1 1/2 hours. Apply while hot. It turns hard cooling down. Voila!
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