swirl it around as I said to you before throw it out because you want to get rid of any odors that are perhaps on the lip of the glass swirl it around bring it up and say hello then you go back to it how are you and then go back to it quite well thank you very much now remember get into it don't go like this none of this stuff you want to get righ
Hey, man, you good? It's a green light. Hey, man, you got to pull over. Find a parking lot, man. You're going to get rest. You're going to get DUI. Don't worry, man. I'm saving you from getting DUI. Well, park your car right over here. Get you out of traffic, my amigo. You're going to wake up like, what the fuck? That one time I saved a random from gettin a dui #mansoftheyear
Teenager rescues dog from freezing pond
Chesapeake, Va. Feb. 6
I'm cold too, buddy.
I'm here, buddy.
You're scared, I'm scared too.
Come on! Hey, I got you! I got you! I got you, buddy! It's okay! Come on, I'm gonna lift. You ready? I know. It's okay. Good job, I know. I know.
I've been here for four days, starting to think I won't make it out of here alive. Fuck, you might not even make it out of there dead. What? I can't fit through there. Well, find another Grim Reaper who can. What, you want me to call the Slim Reaper? There's only one Grim Reaper. Oh, fuck you. Oh, go die in a hole. I'm trying.
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