The meeting was supposed to be, let's just say, on a Wednesday. And then word got out to Donald Trump that somebody from the administration of Karen Mandami, aka Zoran the Moron, aka the smiley monster's administration was going to meet with somebody from Iran, the terror regime of Iran. And Zoran the Moron goes, 'It was a mishap, it was a missched
The moment I achieved my childhood dream. Vincent... Finally got the 100 grand. It's going to my parents this Christmas. I first said I was going to do this 809 days ago. One day away. Christmas morning. This is a letter I wrote you guys. Here you go. I've been working on this for two years, so... Yeah, if you need to tap in, let me know. Mom and D
Now here you go again, you say you want your freedom. Well, who am I to keep you down? It's all about, it's all about the way you feel. You listen carefully to the sound of your loneliness. Like a heartbeat drives you mad. In the stillness of remembering what you had. And what you lost. And what you had. illy LA MARZOCCO
He insisted on helping... Bean is such a help to Dad. The little feet. Here, hold it for me, thank you. He's supervising so I don't mess it up. I thought Andy would like a shop kitty... I think it's going good so far. Hold my beer. Hey! Come on, Doug. Hold it right. Fluffel. You gotta tuck the corners, snug. Will you help me? Can you help me put th
I'm at work and I have some mini cucumbers. Excuse the fuck out of me, Miss, ma'am. I do not consider myself a cucumber virtuoso by any stretch of the imagination. But if I had to guesstimate, that's what, a solid 7, 7 and a half inches, making it above average.
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