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avatar Jeremy Jordan

We don't need to be pirates anymore. I found a better way. Government-funded daycare. We must go to Minnesota. To Minnesota! In a world where some rules need to be bent. Did we spell something wrong? Who cares? As long as they spell our names right on those million-dollar checks. Comes the story of triumph. Remember when we had to illegally steal ... something wrong? triumph. To Minnesota.

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avatar Gaie Houston

Whatcha lookin' at? You like my moves? Rambajo, Rambajo, Rambajo, Rambajo, Rambajo.

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

Oh, no, thank you. I'm watching my calories. Oh, don't lose those curves. Nothing good happens on a straight road. Gimme.

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avatar Mark Manson

Me coaching my son on what to say when the FBI is serving a no knock warrant for all my hate crimes and asks where I am. I suffer from short-term memory loss. Yes! That's exactly what you say.

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