You better run, you better do what you can, don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man, you wanna be tough, better do what you can, so beat it, but you wanna be bad, just beat it, beat it, beat it, no one wants to beat it, beat it. Showin' hot, fucking, strong, it's just fight, it doesn't matter who's wrong, got right, just beat it.
After 40 years of being married, Mrs. Smith turns the light on while we're in bed and finds me holding a vibrator. She goes fucking crazy and says, how could you lie to me all these years? I look her straight in the eye and say, I can explain the toy, now you explain the kids.
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