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avatar Anthony Miller
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU HAD YOUR FIRST BEER?

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU HAD YOUR FIRST BEER?

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avatar Gaie Houston
My boyfriend woke up at 2am, looked me dead in the eye, and said,

My boyfriend woke up at 2am, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "Don't worry, it's getting better." In a flawless American accent. Which would be fine—if he weren't Australian. I blinked. "Why are you American?" He doesn't even pause. Just reroutes like a haunted GPS and repeats, "Sorry, it's getting better," but now in posh Victorian agony. Like

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avatar Zoe ZZZ
Sometimes I try to sync our dreams so I can terrorise you in different dimensions. One day I'll get you. Excuse me.

Sometimes I try to sync our dreams so I can terrorise you in different dimensions. One day I'll get you. Excuse me.

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avatar Patricia Lee
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dman

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avatar Jeremy Jordan
When he is chubby, has a beard and shares memes all day.... Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.

When he is chubby, has a beard and shares memes all day.... Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.

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