cop: i pulled you over for going 68 in a 55 me: dang, 68? can you make that number a little cooler so i can hear the judge read it out loud haha cop: sure whatever [later in traffic court] judge: how were you going 420 in a 55
SmugAlana: Based, I'd do this just to make scalpers and "collectors" mald out. Acting like she bought a historical painting and took a piss on it, be for real. Dexerto: K-pop star Momo is under fire after breaking open a vintage graded Pokémon card to stick it on her face and keep it in her phone case.
COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS
Count your blessings
instead of your crosses,
Count your gains
instead of your losses,
Count your joys
instead of your woes,
Count your friends
instead of your foes,
Count your smiles
instead of your tears,
Count your courage
instead of your fears,
Count your health
instead of your wealth,
Count on God
instead of yourself.
Jacq
PATRIOTS... POPE FRANCIS IS THE GREATEST DISGRACE TO EVER BEFAUL THE CATHOLIC CHURCH AND ITS PARISHIONERS!!! ONE CAN ONLY ASSUME WHY HE OPENLY ENDORSES THE MURDEROUS AND FANATICAL MUSLIM CULTISTS... I REMEMBER WHEN IT USED TO BE A RHETORICAL QUESTION TO ASK, 'IS THE POPE CATHOLIC?' POPE LEO DEFENDS ISLAM, BUT IS QUIET ON KILLINGS OF CHRISTIANS
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