A girl who caught me looking at her very toned legs in jeans. Her: "Whatcha looking at?" Me: Sorry your legs look great in those jeans. Her: You should see me without them. ME: Why would you take off your legs?
THE JOURNEY OF LIFE IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE SAFELY IN A WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS IN A CHEVELLE, TOTALLY WORN OUT, SHOUTING "HOLY CRAP... WHAT A RIDE!"
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