Tell me about the name 'Depp'. Do you know its origin? No. But I do know what it means in German. ... idiot.
bybyeblackbird: Can we just take a moment to appreciate how fucking proud he is of that fact
babysitting and the four year old asked why i’m getting married. told her bc i’m in love and i’m gonna make cute babies like her. she straight up looked at my face and said “don’t ever bring your gross babies into my nice house”
this is why you should do a 15min baking soda soak to clean ur produce
[images: strawberries] [cup of water with liquid]
they’re getting run under the sink for 10 seconds sorry i have shit to do
Just because I post a lot of spiritual messages doesn't mean I think I'm holier than thou. I fight temptation. It's a battle every day. I need Jesus every day, every hour, every minute, and every second. Thank you Lord for not giving up on a sinner like me.
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[images: strawberries] [cup of water with liquid]
they’re getting run under the sink for 10 seconds sorry i have shit to do](https://cdn.memestoday.fun/data/upload/hB1vati0D.jpg)
