A woman smiling and taking a selfie from a high angle. She is wearing glasses, a yellow t-shirt, and a necklace. A doormat with 'Bienvenue' is visible below her.
Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his p*nis. Lady asks, "What are you?" He says, "I'm a fireman." "But you're only wearing a glass jar," says the woman. He says, "Exactly, in an emergency, break glass." "Pull knob and I'll cum as fast as I can!"
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