Email from school - “Matilda has had a good day today. Was really passionate in History” Matilda - “Yeah so he told us all about the Roman army then told us to write a diary entry like we were a Roman soldier. Then he asked me why I wasn’t writing anything. So I said “you literally just told us that women couldn’t join the Roman army - I’m a girl,
THE GREAT THING ABOUT BEING A GUY IS THAT I DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON A 'FACE' TO GO OUTSIDE
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS MAKE SURE MY NUTSACK ISN'T SHOWING AND I'M PRETTY MUCH GOLDEN
Liberal: I am pro choice.\nMe: Can I choose my own health care?\nLiberal: No.\nMe: Can I choose what I do with money I earn?\nLiberal: No.\nMe: Can I choose how I defend my family and possessions?\nLiberal: No.\nMe: What can I choose?\nLiberal: An abortion, and a same sex marriage.\nMe: I don't agree with your opinions.\nLiberal: OH MY GOD STOP OPP
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