AFTER I RETIRED I STRUGGLED TO FIND A NEW DIRECTION IN LIFE.
AFTER A LOT OF SOUL SEARCHING I CAME TO SEE MYSELF AS A WISE OLD PHILOSOPHER IMPARTING WISDOM TO THOSE AROUND ME.
OKAY NOW, WHAT WAS THAT NUMBER?
MY WIFE, HOWEVER, SEES ME AS A HANDY NOTEPAD.
My Christmas List 2025
• a f**cking break
• wine
• people to use common sense
• 10 hours of sleep
• 12 million dollars
• a snack
• gym body without the gym
• a new lower back
• a pair of knees
• no wrinkles
"Mr Tambourine Man" was written by Bob Dylan and recorded by him in 1965. The song has also been performed and recorded by many artists, including the Byrds, Judy Collins, Melanie, Odetta, Alvin and the Chipmunks, and Stevie Wonder among others.
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